Smell Like An Iron Man, Man

Maybe it’s just a side-effect of lack of sleep from the cold I’m getting over, but this little tidbit from Robot 6 this morning is really hitting my funny bone just so. Partially because, yes, it is a rather silly promotional movie tie-in. Long gone, I suppose, are the days when collectible glasses from  a fast food chain are quid pro quo for summer blockbuster swag.

But the other thing that makes me find it funny… well, just close your eyes and imagine…

“Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Iron Man 2 fragrance, he could smell like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the Iron Man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me, I have it! An oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look at it again, the tickets are now diamonds! Anything is possible when your man smells like Iron Man and not a lady. I’m on a horse.”

Bonus points if the horse is also clad in Iron Man armor. (Hey, not knocking Tony, but his rig’s heavy, man.) What an amazing viral ad for the movie that would be. You know Downey would be down for it. Now if only I had Jon Favreau’s number in the rolodex…

One comment

  1. You gotta think he has an email address out there somewhere you could tag. I’m just sayin’…